Comic #2693: 2012-09-30

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Panel 1
Person 1: "I know I shouldn't, but when you use a dildo, I feel inadequate."
Person 2: "Oh, honey. Why? You know it isn't the same."

Panel 2
Person 1: "I do know. The dildo is made of plastic. Plastic is a petroleum product."
Person 2: "Petroleum products are made of the remains of ancient megafauna like Tyrannosaurus, woolly mammoth, and the saber-tooth tiger."

Panel 3
Person 1: "So you can either have sex with little hairless primate me, or with trillions of the mightiest hunters that ever dominated the planet."

Panel 4
Person 2: "Wow. I never thought of myself as a dinosexual."
Person 1: "All women are at least a little."