Comic #7116: jawing

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Panel 1:

• Person: "Dear evolution, why am I so… why am I so…"

Panel 2:

• Response: "The answer is very interesting!"
• Response: "You're asking how in the world women have been sexually selecting males for 200,000 years and you still have a jaw like a deflated balloon?"

Panel 3:

• Response: "Fitness is about reproduction, not hotness! Many of your antecedents were weird looking people who couldn’t do any better, or just too stupid or impulsive to work out birth control!"

Panel 4:

• Response: "You have 37 great grandmothers who thought they couldn’t get pregnant while drunk!"

Panel 5:

• Person: "I was gonna ask why I get bored at work so often?"

Panel 6:

• Response: "Oh, wow! Look at the time! I gotta go cull some weak!"

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