Comic #3649: humans-are-amazing

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Panel 1: An alien spaceship is shown in space with Earth in the background. Text: "HUMANS ARE AMAZING!"

Panel 2: An alien character talking to another alien. Text: “They walk around all day attributing consciousness to everything.” Speech from a human character appears in a speech bubble: Human: "Stupid jerkass curb! And you, ankle! Why you gotta roll like that!?"

Panel 3: Two humans are shown talking. Text: “Look at this video of mated humans! They have named and personified all of each other's sexual characteristics.” One human asks: Human: "Can Batman say hi to the twins?"

Panel 4: An alien sitting with another alien and observing. Alien 1 says: "If you follow a human all day, it will literally attribute consciousness to a thousand things! It will yell at its computer. It will smile at the moon! It will speak to a grave!"

Panel 5: Close-up of the aliens discussing. Alien 2 asks: "Are they conscious?" Alien 1 responds: "Not really, no. Their behavior is largely chemical in origin. But, and this is the funniest part, they attribute consciousness to themselves!"

Panel 6: The aliens laughing. Alien 1 laughs: "Bahaha! It's like a book thinking it knows things because there are words written on it!" Alien 2 then laughs: "Hahaha!"

Panel 7: An alien speaks to a human who looks puzzled. Alien 1 asks: "Were they there the whole time, Larry?" Human responds: "It's okay. They only think they feel anguish."

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