Comic #3458: 2014-11-05

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Here’s the transcription of the comic:

Panel 1:

• Person 1: "WHY DO YOU BUY ME A DOZEN ROSES EVERY VALENTINE'S?"
• Person 2: "TO SHOW HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU."

Panel 2:

• Person 2: "WELL, REAL WAGES IN YOUR INCOME BRACKET HAVE INCREASED 2% PER YEAR SINCE OUR FIRST DATE."
• Person 1: "WE'VE BEEN DATING FOR 20 YEARS. SO, IF LOVE WAS 12 ROSES THEN AND IS STILL 12 ROSES NOW. SO, THAT’S (0.98)^20, WHICH…"

Panel 3:

• Person 1: "YOU LOVE ME 67% AS MUCH AS YOU DID BACK THEN! WHAT'S GOING ON, HANK!?"
• Person 2: "DOES SOMEONE ELSE OCCUPY 33% OF YOUR HEART!?!"

Panel 4:

• Caption: "LATER…"
• Person 1: "WE HAVE TO BE MORE CAUTIOUS, SHEILA."