Comic #5685: bottom

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Panel 1: Child: “Mom, why do women have bigger bottoms than men?” Mom: “To stop predators.”

Panel 2: Mom: “When attacked, women shed their excess buttocks, increasing their speed while distracting predators.”

Panel 3: Mom: “Later, they consume extra calories to regenerate their defense system.”

Panel 4: Child: “Why don't men have that?” Mom: “Men are expendable. That's evolution.”

Panel 5: Mom: “It's been a while since you've had a predator attack, huh.” Child: “Boys are expendable too.”