Comic #5684: impact

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Panel 1:
Person A: "Why the codpiece?"
Person B: "I live every day like it might be my last."

Panel 2:
Person B: "Imagine this. Asteroid smashes into Earth - ash blankets the sky, trapping all surface life in a layer of soot and powdered glass."

Panel 3:
Narration: "Eons hence, aliens come, see what happened, begin the archaeological work."
Alien 1: "They make castings of the gaps where corpses once lay. And BAM!"
Alien 2: "Wow! What a huge wiener!"

Panel 4:
Person A: "Why do you care? You'll be dead."
Person B: "I'll be watching from heaven!"