Comic #3942: a-confession

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Panel 1:

• Speaker 1: "I HAVE A CONFESSION."

Panel 2:

• Speaker 2: "All these years, every time we've high-fived, I carefully kept my thumb folded."

Panel 3:

• Speaker 1: "Thus, every time you 'gave me five,' I only gave back four."
• Speaker 2: "Oh my god."

Panel 4:

• Speaker 3: "Your cumulative deficit is now 100,000 fingers, which is 10,000 double high-fives."

Panel 5:

• Speaker 1: "It is as if I requested a 'high-five down low,' and held out my hands, only to remove them prior to your compliance with my request ten thousand times."

Panel 6:

• Speaker 3: "NOOOO!"

Panel 7:

• Speaker 2: "I trusted you."

Panel 8:

• Speaker 1: "Also, every time I gave you a thumbs up, it was π/16 radians off center."

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