Comic #2433: 2012-01-11

Description

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Panel 1: Character 1: "Dad, I’m…"

Panel 2: Character 2: "On the Kinsey scale, I’m further right than is socially normative in your place and time."

Panel 3: Character 2: "Dammit boy! In this family, we fall within sigma of average local perceived ideal sexuality."

Panel 4: Character 1: "Dad, I may be 3.7, but I’m still your son."

Panel 5: Character 2: "I have no son!"

Panel 6: Character 2: "Unless he’s 1.9 or lower."

Panel 7: Character 3: "It must've been nice coming out to a dad who understands sociological statistics."

Panel 8: Character 1: "Yeah…"

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