Comic #6525: ideal-2

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Panel 1:

• Top left character: "DEAR GOD, WHAT MAKES AN IDEAL MARRIAGE?"
• Top right character: "I THOUGHT YOU WEREN'T DOWN WITH THAT SORT OF THING."
• Bottom: "THREE PEOPLE, MINIMUM."

Panel 2:

• Left character: "YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN DOUBLING PARENTAL CHILDCARE RESPONSIBILITIES EVERY TWENTY YEARS FOR THE LAST CENTURY, BUT THE STANDARD TOTAL NUMBER OF PARENTS HAS STAYED AT TWO!"
• Right character: "ARE YOU INSANE? YOU'RE GONNA HANDS-ON RAISE A FAMILY HAVING ONLY TWO ADULTS WHO BOTH HAVE FULL-TIME JOBS? DO YOU HATE YOURSELVES?"

Panel 3:

• Left character: (frustrated expression)
• Right character: (serious expression)

Panel 4:

• Left character: "WIFE! I WAS PRAYING TONIGHT AND I THINK WE NEED TO ADD A DUDE TO OUR MARRIAGE WHO LIKES CHILDCARE AND BAKING."
• Bottom text: "GOD IS GOOD!"
• Bottom text: "GOD IS GOOD!"

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