Comic #6648: care-2
Description
Here's a transcription of the text from the comic:
Panel 1:
- Person 1: "WELL, ARE YOU GONNA TALK TO ME? ENGAGE WITH ME? OR YOU JUST GONNA FLICK YOUR PHONE ALL MORNING?"
- Person 2: "HOW CAN I CARE ABOUT YOUR LIFE?"
Panel 2:
- Person 2: "I'M IN THE DECADE WHERE I DISCOVER THAT I AM INESCAPABLY AN ANIMAL, AND THEN ALMOST IMMEDIATELY HAVE TO ASSESS HOW MUCH VALUE I HAVE IN THIS SOCIETY OF ANIMALS!"
- Person 1: "YOU HAVE A FAMILY JOB, AND A SOLID GRASP ON THE PARAMETERS OF YOUR EXISTENCE. YOU COULD PREDICT YOUR NEXT 40 YEARS OF YOUR LIFE AND BE PRETTY ACCURATE!"
Panel 3:
- Person 2: "I AM SO EARLY IN THE VOYAGE OF MY LIFE THAT TINY DEFLECTIONS TODAY POINT TO DIFFERENT UNIVERSES IN THE FUTURE!"
- Person 1: "FOR YOU, A TEXT IS JUST SOME SHIT THAT'S HAPPENING. FOR ME, EACH EMOJI, EACH SIDEWAYS LOOK, EACH GLANCE IN THE MIRROR IS FILLED WITH WONDER AND TREMBLING AND HOPES STRANGE AND DISTANT!"
Panel 4:
- Person 2: "YOUR BODY HAS LOST THE ABILITY TO CONDUCT A SINGLE ELECTRON OF THE LIGHTNING THAT COURSES IN ME WITH EVERY CHOICE OF CLOTHING OR SHARED VIDEO!"
Panel 5:
- Person 2: "SORRY WHAT WERE YOU SAYING I WAS LOOKING AT MY PHONE THIS IS WHAT IT'S LIKE!"
- Person 1: "I HATE YOU!"
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