Comic #3403: 2014-09-11

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Sure! Here's the transcription of the text from the comic:

Panel 1:

• Character 1: "GIMME YER LUNCH MONEY, JOCK."
• Character 2: "COME ON, ERNIE. PLEASE…"

Panel 2:

• Character 1: "GIMME YER LUNCH MONEY, OR I'LL USE MY KNOWLEDGE OF STATISTICAL ANALYSIS AND COMPUTING TO FIND OUT EVERY WAY YOU DEVIATE FROM A SOCIAL NORM, THEN MAKE IT PUBLIC."

Panel 3:

• Character 2: "HERE YOU GO. THANK YOU FOR YOUR FAIRNESS, SIR!"

Panel 4:

• Character 1: "THE WORLD IS SO MUCH BETTER NOW THAT THERE AREN'T ANY BULLIES."