Comic #535: 2006-08-25

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"I APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE FOR THE LATTER PORTION OF THIS NOTE. MY THREE YEAR OLD GOT THESE MARKERS, AND WE WERE OUT OF PAPER… ANYWAY.

BARON DESTRUCTICUS -

I WRITE THIS IN MY OWN BLOOD, FOR IT IS THE SAME BLOOD SPLIT BY YOUR BARBARIAN SOLDIERS UNDER LAST NIGHT’S MOON.

SEVEN HUNDRED OF OURS FELL IN THE SLAUGHTER, MOSTLY WOMEN AND CHILDREN.

LET THIS BE YOUR NOTICE, BARON: WE WILL NOT DIE IN SILENCE, NOT BEFORE OUR LANDS ARE WATERED WITH YOUR BLOOD, AND OUR RIVERS RUN OVERFLOWING WITH YOUR DEAD.

MAY ALL THAT YOU LOVE PERISH IN AGONY."

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