Comic #5363: abduction
Description
Here’s the text from the comic:
Panel 1:
- Person 1: "I believe aliens abducted and had sex with me."
- Person 2: "Wow!"
Panel 2:
- Person 1: "Alien beings came from far across the galaxy, in vast space-habitats, traveling for centuries through the deadly interplanetary void. They landed on Earth, decided that the most attractive species was a particular type of hairless ape, and then selected you, Bob, over an Olympic athlete, great artist, genius scientist, or head of state!"
Panel 3:
- Person 2: "Now that you say it out loud it sounds EVEN MORE likely."
Panel 4:
- Person 1: "Do you write self-esteem books because I am prepared to buy."