Comic #5364: coffee-3

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Panel 1:

• Child: "DADDY, WHY DO YOU LOVE COFFEE?"
• Father: "C'MERE. LET ME SHOW YOU SOMETHING."

Panel 2:

• Father: "WHEN I POUR IN THE CREAM, IT MIXES ITS SMOOTH SILKY TASTE WITH THE SHARP ROASTED FLAVOR OF THE COFFEE."

Panel 3:

• Father: "THAT REACTION CAN NEVER, NEVER IN THE HISTORY OF THE COSMOS, BE UNDONE."
• Father: "THIS IS ENTROPY IN PROGRESS, KID. WE ARE SITTING HERE TOGETHER WATCHING THE UNIVERSE DIE. AND, BY HAVING HOT COFFEE EVERY MORNING, WE MAKE IT DIE JUST A LIITLE BIT FASTER."

Panel 4:

• Child: "WHY DOES DADDY WANT TO MAKE THE UNIVERSE DIE?"
• Father: "THE UNIVERSE STARTED IT!"

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