Comic #1431: 2009-04-02

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Top Panel:

• Character 1: "DARLING… I HAVE A CONFESSION… REMEMBER WHEN YOUR PARENTS 'ACCIDENTALLY' DIED OF CARBON MONOXIDE POISONING?"

• Character 2: "Y-YES…"

• Character 1: "I AM YOUR PARENTS!"

Bottom Panel: "My career writing soap operas was short-lived."