Comic #6901: afterlife-2
Description
Here’s a detailed description of the comic panel by panel:
Panel 1:
- Title: "Welcome to Heaven, Steve."
- Scene: A man in a green shirt looking surprised.
- Text: "What?"
Panel 2:
- Scene: A stylized heaven with clouds, and people milling around.
- Text: "HOW IN GOD’S NAME IS MY SISTER UP HERE?"
Panel 3:
- Scene: A woman in a pink shirt responds to the man, standing next to a man with a beard and glasses.
- Text: "Admittedly she did some early sinning, but she was born again in the love of her savior."
Panel 4:
- Scene: The man with glasses, angry expression.
- Text: "Bullshit! She banged half of Las Vegas! On a weekend! That’s every sin but sloth and she did that on the trip home!"
Panel 5:
- Scene: Close-up of an old man looking frustrated.
- Text: "I spent my whole life being a boring goody-goody just to gain eternal life in the bosom of the Lord and you’re handing it to her like it’s fucking beans!"
Panel 6:
- Scene: Another character, looking annoyed.
- Text: "The scales of justice in the afterlife balance, my son. Life is sorrow and tribulation, but here there is everlasting love for all those who—"
Panel 7:
- Scene: The man interrupts angrily.
- Text: "Not for me! I could’ve had everlasting love PLUS two decades of Sodom and now I’m told that I want literal ETERNITY!"
Panel 8:
- Scene: A woman in pink shouting at him.
- Text: "In your face, bitch!"
Panel 9:
- Scene: Anger continues, shouting back and forth.
- Text: "That is not helpful, Samantha."
Panel 10:
- Scene: The man with glasses shouts.
- Text: "Kiss my ass, sis! Then tell me what I owe you!"
Panel 11:
- Scene: People in the background looking on.
- Text: "You sack of shit! Say it to my face!"
Panel 12:
- Scene: A man about to throw a punch.
- Text: "Your face can say it to my fist!"
Panel 13:
- Scene: Characters near the front engage in a confrontation.
- Text: "Lord, we really need a better system."
Panel 14:
- Scene: Wider view of heaven with a golden gate.
- Text: This was the funniest one I could think."
The panels depict a humorous debate about the perceived fairness of who gets into heaven, featuring exaggerated emotions and confrontational dialogue among the characters.