Comic #2653: 2012-08-21
Description
Here's the transcription of the comic:
Panel 1:
- Person A: "This is the free rally! All free ideas should be protected!"
- Person B: "Protected by what? I don’t recognize the concept of recognition."
- Person C: "Collectivists! I don’t recognize the concept of recognition."
Panel 2:
- Person D: "I serve the proletariat by writing pamphlets."
- Person E: "The pamphlets are produced by the workers of the industrial matrix. You reduce your reliance on them!"
- Person F: "Kill all … events! The pressure values in the thesis are enough!"
Panel 3:
- Person G: "I am a floobricator!"
- Person H: "Unless it’s not a freedom we like, in which case we refer to its restriction as patriotism."
Panel 4:
- Person G: "I am a proud floobricator because my parents were and their parents were, and I stand for whatever they would have stood for if they were born when I was."
Panel 5:
- Person I: "But I believe an organization ought to stand for something."
- Person J: "That’s like believing in evolution and thinking a cow stands for something."
Panel 6:
- Person K: "Cows exist to make more cows. Cows that deviate from that goal are culled from the gene pool."
Panel 7:
- Person L: "But hey, good luck with your list of specifically stated policies. I hope your organizing goes as well as mine."
Panel 8:
- Person M: "Thanks, mom, for coming to my rally! If we can get dad, the audience will double! Now, I’d like to talk about hi-vs. statistics, and—hey! Stay in your seat!"
Panel 9:
- Audience (various): "More betterness! Less worseness!"
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