Comic #3475: 2014-11-22

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Title: YOU EVER WISH POPULAR SCIENCE WOULD BUY OUT COSMOPOLITAN?

Sex Tip #21: USE THE MOTION OF YOUR TONGUE TO SEND A SEXY SENTENCE IN BINARY. TRINARY IF YOU'RE NAUGHTY.
Binary text: 0101001001 11101010 011 001010101 111001000 01

Sex Tip #31: COVER HIS BODY WITH IRON FILINGS, THEN USE STATIC ELECTRICITY TO GIVE HIM A MAGNETIC EVENING.
(depiction of a hand with motion lines indicating a magical effect)

Sex Tip #16: USE GAUSS'S THEOREM TO PREDICT EXACTLY HOW MUCH HE'LL EJACULATE.
Equation: ∫∫ E → ⋅ dA = Q / ε0
(illustration of a cylindrical shape with arrows indicating electric field lines)

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