Comic #4399: phone-sex

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Panel 1:
Person on the left: "Hi, I'm calling for some phone sex?"
Person on the right: "I'm calling to be titillated, not insulted."

Panel 2:
Person on the left: "Wow! You’re still using a landline? No wonder you have to call us."
Person on the right: "Uh… have you heard of the internet? Jesus Christ."

Panel 3:
Person on the left: "I don't like to be too connected, okay? The phone is more personal."
Person on the right: "Wow, with your command of arbitrary distinctions, it’s amazing you’re alone on Saturday night."

Panel 4:
Person on the right: "I just want five minutes of sexy talk? Is that too much to ask?"

Panel 5:
Person on the left: "Sorry, sorry, baby. I can tell from your voice that you’d like to use your fingers on me…"
Person on the right: "There we go."

Panel 6:
Person on the right: "Because the last time your finger was in a hole, it was on a rotary dial."
Person on the left: "Ohhhhh!"
Person on the right: "Damn you!"