Comic #5901: nanacoin
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Introducing Nanacoin™, a revolution in things that end with "-coin!"
Nanacoin is a perfect trust system because it is kept by a cabal of beloved nanas who write down all transactions in a spiral-bound notebook.
All transactions can be trusted because Nana never lies, and because any user can check the ledger by bicycling over in their shoes before stepping on the carpet.
"Can I pretty please come see?"
"Only if you also have a lemon square!"
All transactions are accessible because they are written in perfect cursive using a ball-point pen from a bulk pen purchase made 37 years ago.
(Scribbled ledger entries)
- "Sally gave Bob 2.171812 NC on…"
- "Bobby gave Bob 6.2381953 NC"
Nanacoin is friendly to the environment because Nanacoin mining is accomplished by doing chores and good deeds.
"Thank you for donating blood, Mr. Thiel. Here’s a shiny Nana-nickel!"
Although Nanacoin is not controlled by any state, it cannot be used for illicit activities, because Nana wouldn't approve of that sort of thing.
"Katie, do you REALLY need all of those drugs?"
"No, Mrs. Slayton. I’m sorry."
Order Nanacoin NOW by landline, phonecall, or an all-caps Facebook post!
Nanacoin! "Still a better idea than using 100 terawatt-hours a year to create unspendable currency!"™
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