Comic #5282: pics

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Panel 1: Person 1: Steve, I have a confession: I’ve never sent you nude photos. Person 2: What!? What were all those pictures?

Panel 2: Person 1: Just different closeups on my fingers. Occasionally the crook of my elbow. Person 2: But they were in bedrooms! And on the sofa!

Panel 3: Person 1: I built a sequence of tiny dioramas that are perfect 1/400th scale replicas of all the rooms in our house. Person 2: But… why…?

Panel 4: Person 1: I’ve slowly trained you to be aroused exclusively by closeups of elbow crooks and bent knuckles. Person 2: Get a load of these!

Panel 5: Person 1: By god!

Panel 6: Person 2: You’re now too sexually weird to date anyone but me! Only I would accept you! Person 1: I made you, Steve. I made you. And now… you are mine.

Panel 7: Caption: Shortly…

Panel 8: (Wedding scene with two characters, one in a wedding dress and the other in a tuxedo.)

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