Comic #7024: sit-down

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Panel 1:

• Person 1: "SIT DOWN, GENERAL."
• Person 2: "SIR, I—"
• Person 1: "SIT DOWN."

Panel 2:

• Person 1: "DO YOU REALLY WANT TO ATTACK THEM, GENERAL? THINK THAT’S A GOOD IDEA?"
• Person 2: "BUT OUR HONOR DEMANDS—"
• Person 3: "BECAUSE 50 BILLION DOLLARS IN LOST TICKET SALES, GOSH, IT WON'T MAKE ME HAPPY."

Panel 3:

• Person 4: "LORD MICKEY, PLEASE—"
• Person 1: "NO, I WON’T BE HAPPY, GENERAL. IN FACT, I MIGHT START FEELING A LITTLE…"
• Person 5: "GOOFY."

Panel 4:

• Text: "Putting a Disney World in every nation is the cheapest way to end war forever."