Comic #5467: freudian

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Here’s the transcription of the comic:

Panel 1:

• Person 1 (with orange hair): "WHY DO YOU THINK SO MANY PEOPLE BELIEVED FREUDIAN PSYCHOLOGY?"
• Person 2 (with dark hair): "IT’S A FORM OF REPRESSION."

Panel 2:

• Person 1: "YOU CONVINCE YOURSELF THAT WE’RE ALL MONSTERS UNDER OUR SKIN, THAT OUR STILL WATERS HIDE DARK AND MYSTERIOUS OCEANS. THAT THE PRIMAL IS FOREVER READY TO BURST FORTH AT ANY MOMENT IF WE DIDN’T HEROICALLY STUFF IT DOWN FOR THE SAKE OF CIVILIZATION."

Panel 3:

• Person 2: "BUT ACTUALLY WE’RE ON EARTH TO EAT AND BONE AND EVERYTHING ELSE IS WINDOW DRESSING."

Panel 4:

• Person 1: "WHAT A HORRIFIC THOUGHT."

Panel 5:

• Person 2: "UH, I MEAN WE ALL WANT TO CUT OFF PENISES AND EAT OUR PARENTS OR WHATEVER!"

Panel 6:

• Person 1: "THANK YOU. THANK YOU FOR THAT."