Comic #4726: anything
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Panel 1:
- Character 1: "Professor, I'll do anything for a good grade. Anything."
Panel 2:
- Character 2: "Why? The private sector is efficient. If you sleep your way to a degree, employers will discover you acquired no useful skills in college."
Panel 3:
- Character 1: "Employers will hire me based on my degree. When they realize I'm underqualified, they'll be reticent to fire me. On that basis they'll promote me to other companies in an effort to offload a bad employee."
- Character 2: "The worse my performance, the more they'll hype me to potential employers in order to remove me quickly."
Panel 4:
- Character 1: "If I play my cards right, within a decade I'll be CEO of a major business. When shareholders discover I'm useless, they'll pay me a fortune to quit early, at which point I can retire."
Panel 5:
- Character 2: "Perhaps you're wondering why I don't just type this into an essay and get an A+. Well—"
- Character 3: "Please take me with you."
Panel 6:
- Character 1: "I dunno…"
- Character 1: "I'll do anything. Anything!"
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