Comic #3280: 2014-05-11

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Panel 1:

• Person 1: "Hey, Steve."
• Person 2: "I’m not Steve. I’m Jon. Remember, we met at—"

Panel 2:

• Person 1: "Oh sorry. I ran a compression algorithm on my brain yesterday."

Panel 3:

• Person 2: "You and Steve are both sexually unappealing, so I saved memory space by combining you into one person."

Panel 4:

• Person 1: "So, we can hang out, but you’re Dave."
• Person 2: "I’m Jon. I thought you merged me with Steve."

Panel 5:

• Person 1: "This is why you comp sci people can’t remember faces, isn’t it?"
• Person 2: "Don’t make this difficult, Stewart."

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