Comic #3281: 2014-05-12

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Panel 1: Frog: "Princess! If you kiss me, I'll turn into a prince." Princess: "Impossible. I’m a biologist. And a kiss isn’t a meaningful scientific notion."

Panel 2: Princess: "Assuming my kiss will turn you into a prince, it must be the case that the reaction is caused by our proximity, the skin of my lips, or my saliva." Frog: "We can rule out lip skin."

Panel 3: Princess: "And we can rule out saliva. See, it was all bulls**t." Frog: "What if the reaction requires a particular set of factors all at once?"

Panel 4: Princess: "Let’s try lip skin and saliva at a distance." Frog: [silence]

Panel 5: Princess: "It kinda worked! You know, what do we do next?!" Frog: “It’s an exceedingly rare hybrid specimen.”

Panel 6: [Shows a container with a hybrid specimen in it]

This transcription captures the dialogue while providing the context of the panels for clarity.