Comic #3015: 2013-08-19

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Panel 1: Woman: "OH MY GOD AN ALIEN! ARE YOU GONNA ANAL PROBE ME?"

Panel 2: Alien: "WHAT THE… NO. WHY DO YOU PEOPLE ALWAYS ASK THAT?"

Panel 3: Woman: "IF YOU WERE THE ADVANCED CIVILIZATION VISITING US, YOU'D STICK PROBES UP OUR ASSES, WOULDN'T YOU?"

Panel 4: Alien: "NO. MAYBE. PROBABLY." Woman: "WHERE'S YOUR PLANET ANYWAY?"

Panel 5: Alien: "NUKE IT. Nuke it from space."

Panel 6: Two aliens sitting in a spaceship looking at Earth.

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