Comic #5883: self-2

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Panel 1: Character 1: "DEAR GOD, WHY DIDN’T YOU GIVE US A UNIFIED CONSCIOUSNESS? WHY ARE WE MADE OF CONSTANTLY ARGUING BRAIN MODULES?"

Panel 2: Character 2: "MAN, YOU’RE DESCRIBING A NIGHTMARE! CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW HORRIBLE DEATH WOULD BE IF YOU HAD ANYTHING WORTH LOSING?"

Panel 3: Character 1: "ISN’T THAT WHAT A SOUL IS?"

Panel 4: Character 2: "A SOUL?"

Panel 5: Character 1: "THE INEFFABLE INDIVIDUAL QUALITY THAT CAN’T BE EFFACED BY TIME OR INJURY OR EVEN DEATH."

Panel 6: Character 2: "WHAT?"

Panel 7: Character 1: "I CREATED YOU WITH NO SELF AND YOU INVENTED A SELF TO FEEL BAD ABOUT?!"

Panel 8: Character 2: "WHAT?"

Panel 9: Character 1: "I… I GUESS."

Panel 10: Character 1: "GOD, ARE YOU STILL THERE?"

Panel 11: Character 2: "SORRY, I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD SOME MANNA GOT CAUGHT IN MY THROAT."