Comic #3509: 2014-12-25-2

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Panel 1:
Person 1: Follow your dreams, son!
Person 2: Here’s a list of ’em!

Panel 2:
Person 2 (thinking): Hmm.
Person 2: So, 40% of these are just physically impossible. 25% won’t be desirable anymore once you’re an adult, 20% are illegal and for good reason, and 10% require a combination of sheer luck and particular genes.

Panel 3:
Person 2: So…
Person 1: Follow 5% of your dreams, son!
Person 2: The rest are pretty dumb.

Panel 4:
Person 1: Like, maybe your dream list should include, "Get some non-stupid dreams."

Source: smbc-comics.com