Comic #3508: 2014-12-25
Description
Here’s a detailed transcription of the comic:
Panel 1:
- Character 1: "Hey, Achilles! Do you believe in the concept of ethical truth?"
- Character 2: "Of course! How could you go on living with morality being changeable?"
Panel 2:
- Character 1: "For example, killing is wicked."
- Character 2: "Truly, it could not be otherwise. Which is why I'm gonna do it to Hector. In the neck."
Panel 3:
- Character 3: "I thought you said it was wicked."
- Character 2: "Deeply, deeply wicked. That's why I'm gonna do it to him first. In the neck."
Panel 4:
- Character 2: "And then I'm gonna enslave his family."
- Character 1: "Isn’t slavery wicked?"
- Character 4: "Oh yeah. Ha! They’re gonna hate it."
Panel 5:
- Character 1: "Do you believe in the concept of justice?"
- Character 2: "Of course! That's the thing my spear does!"
Panel 6:
- Character 5: (watches, appearing confused)
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