Comic #3032: 2013-09-05

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Sure! Here’s the transcription of the text from the comic:

Panel 1:

• Robot: "I CAN FEEL MY CPU FADING, GERTRUDE. FADING FAST."
• Gertrude: "BEFORE I GO, I WANT YOU TO KNOW…"

Panel 2:

• Robot: "I WAS PROGRAMMED TO RESPOND TO ALL OF YOUR WORDS, ACTIONS AND CHEMICAL EMISSIONS IN A MANNER CONSISTENT WITH MY FEELING 'LOVE,' BUT I PERCEIVE NO MEANINGFUL DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOU AND ANY OTHER PRIMATE."

Panel 3:

• Gertrude: "OH MY GOD! WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?!"

Panel 4:

• Robot: "I'VE ALWAYS ADORED HOW THE LIGHT CATCHES YOUR EYES."
• Gertrude: "STOP THAT!"