Comic #5789: paw

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Sure! Here’s the transcription of the comic’s text:

Panel 1: Person 1: "I give you… the uncreative monkey's paw." Person 2: "Uncreative?"

Panel 2: Person 1: "It grants 3 wishes with eeeeeevil consequences, none of which are cleverly ironic."

Panel 3: Person 2: "I wish I was the world's richest man!"

Panel 4: Person 1: (holding the monkey's paw)

Panel 5: Person 2: "Now to pull up my bank account, and… what's this?!"

Panel 6: (Showing a notification on a phone) Text: "Breaking: Rich guy's dong falls off."

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