Comic #3559: 2015-02-13

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Panel 1:

• Character in a dark cloak: "I HAVE COME FOR YOU, YOUNG LADY! WE MUST SACRIFICE A VIRGIN TO THE DEMONS!"

Panel 2:

• Character at the computer: "I'M NOT A VIRGIN!"

Panel 3:

• Cloaked character: "PLEASE. YOU SPEND 18 HOURS A DAY ARGUING ABOUT ANIME ONLINE."
• Character at the computer: "OKAY, TAKE ME TO THE DEMONS."

Panel 4:

• Cloaked character: "NOW I SHALL PSYCHICALLY DEVOUR YOUR PURE— OH MY GOD! YOUR BROWSER HISTORY IS WORSE THAN THE NECRONOMICON!"

Panel 5:

• Character at the computer: "MAYBE YOU SHOULD RECONSIDER 'VIRGIN' AS A CATEGORY."

Panel 6:

• Demon: "WHAT IS SHE DOING WITH THAT SEA CUCUMBER?!"

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