Comic #3560: 2015-02-14

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Here's the transcription of the comic:

Panel 1:

• Character 1: "NO. YOU’LL NEVER USE MATH IN REAL LIFE."
• Character 2: "EVER."

Panel 2:

• Headline: "MATH LITERACY FALLS TO ZERO"
  • Subtext: "‘ZERO’ IS REALLY SMALL AMOUNT, SAY EXPERTS."

Panel 3:

• Headline: "FORMER HIGH SCHOOL MATH TEACHER OPENS BANK"
  • Subtext: "Promises 10% monthly interest on loans, to ‘keep it interesting.’"

Panel 4:

• Headline: "FORMER TEACHER IS NOW RICHEST MAN ON EARTH"
  • Subtext: "Annoying students now poor and sad."

Panel 5:

• Character 1: "ARE WE EVER GONNA USE THIS IN REAL LIFE?"
• Character 2: "hmmm…"

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