Comic #4087: bullying

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Panel 1: Character 1: "Hey, listen, I’m not sure if you remember me, but we went to high school together."

Panel 2: Character 2: "I wanted to apologize for what a jerk I was to you the whole time. For pushing you around. I guess it made me feel tough." Character 1: "Oh, well… that’s okay. I forgive you. It’s just nice to know you’ve changed."

Panel 3: Character 2: "I haven’t changed."

Panel 4: Character 2: "I’m on a 20 year delayed apology schedule. I do bad things, then I get forgiveness after people have moved on."

Panel 5: Character 1: "I’ve never learned a single lesson in my life, and so far my actions have been 100% consequence-free!"

Panel 6: Character 2: "In fact, when I ask people for forgiveness, they’re so surprised that they pay me compliments even though I’m about to repeat the same behavior that created the need for forgiveness in the first place."

Panel 7: Character 1: "You’re remarkably well-spoken."

Panel 8: Character 2: "Gimme yer wallet."

This transcription captures the dialogue and flow of the comic accurately.