Comic #4004: why

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Panel 1: Character 1: "Dear Lord… why do beard things happen to good people?" Character 2: "Well, it’s all part of my plan to achieve the greatest total happiness."

Panel 2: Character 1: "When bad things happen to good people, they struggle." Character 2: "Through struggle they achieve enlightenment." Character 1: "I… maybe you misheard me? I said 'beard things,' not 'bad things.'"

Panel 3: Character 2: "Beard things are these new leech-like aliens that attach to your chin like a beard, then burrow into your jaw and chemically liquefy your organs." Character 1: "I like their funny googley eyes."

Panel 4: Character 1: "Who's a googly googly goo? It's you! It's you!" (Additional sound: "Hr-er-gh!")

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