Comic #6310: almost-one

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Panel 1:

• A landscape with mountains and a sunset.
• Character 1 (with short dark hair) is pointing to the ground.
• Dialogue: "LOOK AT THIS ROCK. IS IT A DOG?"
• Character 2 (with longer hair) responds: "I… NO."

Panel 2:

• Character 2 has their arms crossed and looks unconvinced while Character 1 continues.
• Dialogue: "WRONG. IT IS NOT A GOOD DOG. BUT IT HAS SOME DOG CHARACTERISTICS - IT HAS MASS. IT CAN BE FOUND OUTSIDE. HUMANS MAY ENJOY HOLDING IT."

Panel 3:

• A wider view of characters walking with a sunset in the background.
• Dialogue: "YOU SEE EVERY OBJECT IN THE COSMOS IS A SHITTY VERSION OF EVERY OTHER OBJECT. THE ROCK IS A SHITTY DOG. THAT SUNSET IS A SHITTY CHEESE PLATTER. THE AIR WE BREATHE IS A CRAPPY VERSION OF A GERBIL."

Panel 4:

• Close-up of Character 2 looking thoughtful and hesitant.
• Dialogue: "WE ARE ALL AN ABSOLUTE GARBAGE VERSION OF ALL OTHER THINGS. WE ARE ONE, ONLY WE'RE JUST TERRIBLE AT IT."

Panel 5:

• Character 2, looking unsure, still appears contemplative.
• Dialogue: "I'M NOT SURE I'M READY TO BECOME A 'SHITTY MONIST.'"

Panel 6:

• Character 1 grinning, enjoying the conversation.
• Character 1 replies: "AH, BUT YOU SEE YOU ARE ALREADY A SHITTY VERSION OF ONE!"

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