Comic #367: 2006-01-25

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1. Person with a green and yellow hat: "HEY! YOU OWE MY WHORES $400!"
2. Person in the middle: "YEAH?! WELL HE OWES ME MY WHORES $800!"
3. Person with a red hat: "OH YEAH?! WELL HE OWES ME $2,000 FOR KILLING MY WHORES!"
4. Person with a purple shirt: "Okay, calm down. Relax - think - what would Jesus do?"

Caption at the bottom: "For a split second, Fred attempted to wash the feet of a leper before ultimately being beaten to death."