Comic #5973: fantasy-2

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Panel 1: Kid: "Dad, do you ever feel bad you didn’t grow up to be what you wanted when you were a kid?" Dad: "Nah."

Panel 2: Dad: "Like a lot of those fantasies were incompatible. 16-year-old me wanted to have 8 hot chicks treating me as a sort of sex-emperor 24/7. 5-year-old me wanted to be a cheetah."

Panel 3: Kid: "I mean how you gonna do both? If you try to be a cheetah who’s a sex-emperor, you can’t fully commit to either, and you end up with nothing. That’s just common sense."

Panel 4: Kid: "Dad, this conversation is neither helpful nor age-appropriate." Dad: "I’m being the father of my fantasies."

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