Comic #3329: 2014-06-29
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MAKE YOUR OWN… UNSEXY DICE!
DIE 1: REASONS
- Headache that mysteriously won't be helped by sex-mediated endorphins
- Exhausted from sex last August
- Grew out of sex during teen years
- Sex is just one more pointless dance before the existential chasm swallows us all.
- Dead inside, but not in the way that leads to an urgent desire for the fleeting warmth of lovemaking.
- Not really into engorged genitalia.
DIE 2: BEHAVIORS
- Pretend to be asleep
- Quash partner's libido by bringing up partner's most emotional failures
- Eat four pizzas, scaring away sex like a pufferfish scares away predators
- Vibrate whole body, making it impossible to focus on sexy parts
- Escape by leap through nearest window
- Have sex
(smbc-comics.com)