Comic #4277: life-on-zorblax

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Panel 1: Character with long hair and beard: "WHY HAVE YOU BROUGHT ME HERE?! TO BE ENSLAVED?! DISSECTED?! EATEN?!"

Green alien: "NAH."

Panel 2: Character: "I RUN A SMALL FACTORY SPECIALIZING IN BERZELIUM-DERIVED LUBRICANTS FOR LAWNCARE TOOLS."

Character: "SO… WHY…"

Green alien: "ON ZORBLAX, BUSINESSES WITH AT LEAST FOUR HUMANS CAN LEGALLY BE CONSIDERED RANCHES FOR TAX PURPOSES."

Panel 3: Green alien: "THERE'S FREE FOOD, SHELTER, INTERNET, AND HEALTHCARE, AND ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS NOT DIE."

Character: "I… MY GOD, BUT… I…"

Panel 4: Green alien: "YOU'LL BE OKAY, IT'S NOT SO BAD IF—"

Panel 5: Green alien: "PRAISE TO OUR ALIEN LORDS! ALL HAIL ZORBLAX!"

Character: (in shock) "Uhh…"

(Note: The comic contains humor and absurdity surrounding alien interactions and tax implications.)