Comic #3446: 2014-10-24

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Panel 1: Child 1: "I'm your real son! He's a robot trying to replace me!" Child 2: "It's a lie! I'm your real son and he's the robot!"

Panel 2: Adult: "I… I can't tell which is which!" Adult: "One is my flesh and blood son, whom I bore with my own body."

Panel 3: Adult: "One is a perfect copy, who'll live forever and stay… young… and cherubic." Adult: "No growing up, no rebellious phase, just… just endless preciousness."

Panel 4: Adult: "What's 482 × 613 × 242?" Child 1: "75,002,092!"

Panel 5: Adult: "I love you, son."