Comic #2646: 2012-08-14
Description
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Panel 1:
- Character 1: "So, when Louis XVI was executed—"
- Character 2: "Excuse me, Professor."
Panel 2:
- Character 2: "Yes?"
- Character 1: "Sorry, I don't believe in revolution."
Panel 3:
- Character 1: "According to my religion, states were created in their current form. If revolution were true, it would imply states change over time."
Panel 4:
- Character 2: "But there's so much evidence! We have weapons and uniforms, put here by Satan to fool non-believers."
Panel 5:
- Character 1: "But every historian agrees there was a French Revolution!"
Panel 6:
- Character 2: "I can give you some literature from the Creation History Foundation that says otherwise."
Panel 7:
- Character 1: "What about all the revolutions in the Middle East recently? You can personally observe those!"
- Character 2: "Oh! Well, of course everyone accepts 'microrevolution'! But, the resulting states are basically the same."
Panel 8:
- Character 1: "Besides, the theory of revolution can't explain where states come from."
- Character 2: "The existence of states isn't part of the theory. You can't have revolution until after the state exists!"
Panel 9:
- Character 1: "Uh huh. Pretty limited theory, then, eh?"
- Character 2: "AAAAA!!! AAAAAA!!!!"
Panel 10:
- Character 1: (calmly) "Okay, I concede. Teaching intro biology is harder than teaching intro history."
- Character 2: "Thank you."
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