Comic #4612: bioreaction

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Panel 1: Woman: "Honey! I have a surprise!" Man: "Ooh…"

Panel 2: Man: "It’s now possible to create meat products derived from cell lines in a bioreactor. We can get meat without the animal!" Woman: "So much more humane."

Panel 3: Woman: "That’s a small benefit. The real change comes from its psychological value." Man: "I don’t follow."

Panel 4: Woman: "You know how we haven't had a fight in a long time?" Man: "Yeah."

Panel 5: Woman: "Six months ago I put your cells in a bioreactor!" Man: "Okay…"

Panel 6: Woman: "Now, every time I’m mad at you, instead of blowing up, I just use your cell line to make a steak, and then I eat it!"

Panel 7: Woman: "It’s like revenge without the murder!" Man (thinking): "Suddenly the fact that you've put on weight recently is incredibly creepy."

Panel 8: Woman: "If you’ll excuse me, I need to go make tacos." Man: "Stop!"

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