Comic #3394: 2014-09-02

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Panel 1: A character with black hair and glasses is speaking angrily. The text reads: “WELCOME TO TECHNICALITY CLUB. THE FIRST RULE OF TECHNICALITY CLUB IS YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT TECHNICALITY CLUB!”

Panel 2: A character with black hair and glasses asks: “DOES TYPING COUNT AS TALKING?” The response is: “YES.”

Panel 3: Another character, who is blonde, asks: “HOW ABOUT MORSE CODE?” The response is: “YES.”

Panel 4: The same character with glasses continues: “CLARIFICATION: ANY SENDING OF INFORMATION REGARDING TECHNICALITY CLUB IS FORBIDDEN.”

Panel 5: The character with black hair is thinking while another character is listening. The latter asks: “SO, IF WE HAVE THREE PEOPLE TRANSMITTING IT’S OKAY?”

Panel 6: A character with orange hair retorts back: “CLARIFICATION: NO DATA MAY BE TRANSMITTED BETWEEN TWO PEOPLE ABOUT TECHNICALITY CLUB.”

Panel 7: Another character replies: “CLARIFICATION: NO INFORMATION PERTAINING TO TECHNICALITY CLUB CAN BE CREATED BY ONE OR MORE INDIVIDUALS AND THEN BY ANY MEANS ACQUIRED BY ONE OR MORE INDIVIDUALS.”

Panel 8: The character with black hair contemplates and suggests: “MAYBE TECHNICALITY CLUB WAS A BAD IDEA.” Another character responds: “PLEASE RIGOROUSLY DEFINE EVERY WORD IN THAT SENTENCE.”

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