Comic #5653: humans-2

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Panel 1:

• Text: "PEOPLE OF EARTH! WE COME SEEKING MATES! TURN OVER 100,000 PEOPLE AT ONCE OR FACE ANNIHILATION!"

Panel 2:

• Background: Space with Earth visible.
• Subtitle: "14 MINUTES LATER…"
• Dialogue: "HI, THIS IS THE UN SECRETARY GENERAL. WE HAVE YOUR PEOPLE."

Panel 3:

• Dialogue: "HOW DID YOU DO THAT SO FAST?"

Panel 4:

• Dialogue: "I… IT WAS A TEST. CIVILIZATIONS THAT FORCE PEOPLE TO COME WITH US ARE CONDEMNED WHILE CIVILIZATIONS THAT REFUSE GET TO JOIN THE GALACTIC FEDERATION."

Panel 5:

• Dialogue: "YOU SPLIT THE DIFFERENCE IN A WAY THAT CHALLENGES OUR UNDERSTANDING OF INTELLIGENT LIFE."

Panel 6:

• Dialogue: "WOULD YOU MIND TAKING SOME OVERFLOW? PEOPLE WERE PRETTY ENTHUSIASTIC."

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