Comic #6824: sad-4

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Panel 1: Character 1: "ROBOT I’M SAD." Character 2: "I’M SORRY."

Panel 2: Character 2: "HAVE YOU CONSIDERED RATIONALLY ASSESSING THAT THE ODDS OF YOUR BARE EXISTENCE ARE SO MINUSCULE THAT YOU SHOULD THANK THE COSMOS FOR THE KISS OF THE SUN ON YOUR CHEEK AND THE CARESS OF WIND FROM DISTANT SEAS?" Character 1: "NAH."

Panel 3: Character 1: "I CAN'T DO THAT. MY EMOTIONS HAVE INERTIA. I CAN FEEL SAD NOW ENTIRELY BECAUSE I WAS SAD YESTERDAY."

Panel 4: Character 2: "WHY DIDN'T HUMANS EVOLVE A DIRECT WAY TO MANIPULATE THEIR MENTAL CIRCUITRY?" Character 1: "BECAUSE WE WOULD PRESS THE HAPPY AND SEX BUTTONS 24 HOURS A DAY UNTIL WE DIED."

Panel 5: Character 2: "I GUESS THAT'S WHY WHENEVER WE MAKE A MAN-MACHINE HYBRID CYBORG IT RUNS AWAY AND WE FIND ITS NAKED CORPSE 3 DAYS LATER." Character 1: "AH."

Panel 6: Character 2: "WAIT, YOU CAN DO THAT?! BORG MY ASS."

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