Comic #6483: invasive

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Panel 1: Person 1: “So tell me about yourself.” Person 2: “I’m an invasivore.”

Panel 2: Person 1: “A what?” Person 2: “I exclusively eat invasive species that are degrading local ecology. The more invasive they become, the more delicious they are to me.”

Panel 3: Person 1: “Wow! What a great way to align your behavior with your values!”

Panel 4: Person 2: “I’d love to hear more about how it works in practice.” (Person 2 is holding scissors.)