Comic #1861: 2010-06-15

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Here’s the transcription of the comic:

Panel 1:

• Ares: "ZEEEEUUUS!"
• Zeus: "What is it, Ares?"

Panel 2:

• Ares: "ATHENA CHEATED! WE HAD A CONTEST TO SEE WHO COULD HANDPICK THE GREATEST ARMY IN HISTORY. I SPENT YEARS, BUT SHE SPENT FIVE MINUTES! I HAD VIKINGS, COSSACKS, NINJAS, ASKARI…"

Panel 3:

• Zeus: "HOW'D THEY DO?"
• Ares: "BLOODBATH! ALL DEAD IN SECONDS."
• Zeus: "HOW?"

Panel 4:

• Caption: "EARLIER…"
• Athena: "MY ARMY IS MADE ENTIRELY OF UNPROMOTABLE RETAIL WORKERS."

Panel 5:

• Athena: "THEY FEAR NO DEATH!"

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