Comic #4627: naughty

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Panel 1: Child 1: "How come Bobby got a fire engine and I got a lump of coal?"

Panel 2: Santa: "I made a list of naughty and nice. Naughty kids get coal." Child 2: "What'd I do?"

Panel 3: Santa: "Nothing. Yet."

Panel 4: Santa: "Santa operates in a strictly long-term consequentialist moral framework."

Panel 5: Santa: "In 20 years, you become a fascist dictator, conquer the moon, then rain death from space upon an innocent earthly population."

Panel 6: Santa: "Bobby, at that time, will be assistant manager at a convenience store."

Panel 7: Santa: "This piece of coal shall be the emblem of my cold black heart."

Panel 8: Santa: "Merrrry Christmas!"

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